I already had a pretty good (though vague) idea of what I wanted to do when I got to California in May. I wanted to, as I wrote in my thesis proposal, ``write a thesis which combines mathematics and creative writing, a thesis which makes math accessible to a general reader and presents math as fun''. I didn't know exactly how I wanted to accomplish this, but I wanted to try to change the way math is perceived. During the summer I considered some of the many myths of mathematics that I have heard, among them that math is more difficult than other subjects, math is dull, math is just about numbers, and that math's importance comes from being applied to sciences. At the same time I wondered why the idea of a mathematics and creative writing thesis seems so strange to people. I tried to find examples of mathematical fiction and recreational math writing. ``Why are there so few books in this category?'' I wondered. Well, the answer is, in one sense, pretty obvious: how large an audience is there for reading mathematics? Why don't people just sit down and read math? So that's what I decided to do: sit down and read math. I read Edwin Abbott's classic {\it Flatland} and Dionys Burger's sequel {\it Sphereland}. I read almost the complete works of Lewis Carroll --- Lewis Carroll being a wonderful example of an author and a mathematician. I read {\it A Mathematical Mystery Tour} by A.K. Dewdney, {\it The Number Devil}, a children's book by Hans Magnus Enzensberger, and two anthologies of mathematical short stories edited by Clifton Fadiman. I read books by Martin Gardner, Douglas Hofstadter, Theoni Pappas, Ivars Peterson, and Ian Stewart; I read biographies of mathematicians and Lewis Carroll, books of math puzzles, and old class notes. Finally, I was ready to write something. But what? Some sort of an adventure like {\it Alice in Wonderland}, only with a curious girl who learns math from a yellow pig. I decided to write a five chapter short story. Each chapter would have creative writing episodes with some math. Immediately following each chapter would be a more mathematical explanation of the implications of Alice's travels. In the first chapter I planned to primarily cover geometry while introducing the characters of Alice and the Yellow Pig. The second chapter, part of which is set in the Golden Garden, is a small subsection of number theory, including a discussion of $\pi$, $e$, $\phi$, primes, and the Chinese Remainder Theorem. The third chapter is about combinatorics, graph theory, and groups. In the fourth chapter, Alice and the Pig see a mathematical art gallery in which Alice learns more about geometry and topology. The fifth chapter finds Alice on the other side of a looking glass in Logicland, a world of probability, game theory, and symbolic logic. The story ends with Alice wondering about dreams and reality. I wrote a rough draft of this story in three months and have spent the last month attempting to revise it. The most current version can be found on the web at http://www.simons-rock.edu/\~{ }sara/thesis/. That more or less sums up what I've been doing for the past six months. I feel that I have gotten a lot accomplished and am mostly happy with it, though I really only like the middle three chapters. I like the Yellow Pig as a character and am starting to like Alice. I ended up changing my model in some ways. The main difference is that instead of adopting something like the dual chapters of {\it G\"{o}del, Escher, and Bach}, I have incorporated almost all of the math directly into the story. I think I like this better, but I am not sure. I have a lot left to do. The story portion of my thesis is far from complete. It's awkward, choppy, and often inconsistent. It's missing diagrams (drawn as the Pig would draw them), some transitions, and the mathematical appendices to the chapters have yet to really be considered. I need to decide how much math I want there to be compared to the amount of creative story. I also have a lot to discuss in introduction and conclusion. One question that needs to be answered is: Who is the audience for my story? I see the story as potentially useful for those with an interest in math and the desire to learn something beyond classroom textbook mathematics. I also hope to make the text accessible enough that someone with little background and interest in math can learn to appreciate it. \pagebreak \input{bibannot.tex}